Establish the Catriarchy!
Calling all Cat Ladies, Especially Gen Z Females with Cats: The incoming Vice-President of the United States said your voice doesn't count and that you don't rate to his standards. His sidekick says your body is his choice. Ladies, Welcome to the Catriarchy TShirt Company and Private Community.
We invite you to rock our custom tshirts and hoodies while supporting cats in need. Get purrfect deals with festive discounts by adding your email for our newsletter below. You will receive two things: 1) the next edition of CatWorshipper! The Magazine, our newsletter that highlights deserving rescue and adoption agencies and their cat cafes, plus 2) Instant email coupon codes to go shopping in our store with over 300 custom unique original designs! Then when you make your first purchase you also receive your personal email invite to our private community and then we can talk in private - just us cat ladies. Let JD and the dogs snarl and bark and "win" and lick their own AND each other's balls. See you inside! And super Thank You for showing Love to a cat in need. You are that Cat's Meow.
Join The Catriarchy!
This is more than just a tshirt store. I take pride in doing that very well Thank You, but I have also created a special community just for us TRUE feline pussycat lovers. First, we vibe and chill in our private community. Then, if you want, you can review the AI-generated plan to Establish the Catriarchy... And there is Safety in Numbers. That's all I can say out here.
You will get an email invite to check out The Catriarchy Colony community chatroom collection on any first purchase. Thank You for your support!
Completely Optional and At No Cost Invitation after any first purchase.
If you love your cat you are welcome to join in our "purple perspective"- we support PussyCat Politics, not "red" or "blue"- that which benefits the Feline. So in addition to supercute designs for everyday wear, you will definitely be able to express Feline Supremacy too!
Out with dogs-In with Cats!
Our Ugly (and some Pretty) Christmas SweaterMania is in Full Effect! So many styles for you to express yourself with!
They will think of you year-round with a gift from Catriarchy TShirts!
The Catriarchy Prime Directive: Felines Just Gonna Have Fun...and Fundamental Rights.
from the PussyCat Party Collection. Time to shop and support! We Thank You and a Cat will Thank You! Meow!
Discover a Collection of Positivity-Infused Cat Apparel. Get ready to explore a collection of heartfelt cat-themed apparel designs meant to Inspire, Provide Positivity and Celebrate Love. From my heart to yours-Enjoy!
(Psst! If you initiate our dialogue with a first purchase, then our further communications in the form of an invitation to a private community (for cats its called a colony) are private encrypted company-customer transactions by mutual agreement. And Cat Ladies have a lot to talk about in private. Meeting in the Ladies Room. Once you enter your email you will automatically to taken to the Collections! By entering your email to view our apparel you certify that you are at least 18 years of age and agree not to take actionable offense to any and all slogans and/or designs that may conflict with your personal, moral and/or religious beliefs.
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