What is The Catriarchy?
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I. Introduction to The Catriarchy TShirt Company
On the surface, the Catriarchy TShirt Company is just your usual cute little online boutique cat-themed business, in this case specializing in tshirts, hoodies and cat merchandise. 50% of net proceeds ALWAYS goes toward highlighting cat rescue and adoption efforts through our monthly online publication CatWorshipper! The Magazine.
II. The Catriarchy- An Invite-Only Community for Cat-Loving Women
But underneath? For the women who make a purchase, and verify driver's license female at birth, I am building an invite-only QGLBC (there is no T) private community for felines to discuss the things biologically-born felines* who have been publicly put on blast by the incoming Vice-President of the United States and his frat boys for the unforgivable sin of liking cats and at the same time choosing to not have children. These vital, caring, loving women with cats might have some things to discuss in private. There should be a meeting in The Ladies Room. For BBF Ladies. And The Catriarchy TShirt Company offers the use of our community chatrooms as that meeting place.
And for the women who do have children, and also like cats, and stand in solidarity against the dog pack mentality, we welcome you too, blue bracelet and all, to support us. Doesn't matter how you voted, if your are a BBF you will receive an invitation to our "colony". Cute Cat apparel sales with a purpose and meaning for all the pussycats involved is what we ask you to support.
III. Catriarchy Political and Social Vision: Embracing "PussyCat Politics"
The future is uncertain for true childfree cat women, but there is Safety in Numbers in this encrypted safe space I have established for you. I've observed this political scene since the 60's and the problem to me is no longer black or white, red vs blue...the Catriarchy is constructed from a purple political perspective, with our focus on policies that advance true women's right. I call it PussyCat Politics.
No, the true underlying problem is actually the dogs themselves. American males are socialized to only want to choose sides and bark and snarl and compete to see who wins, who "owns" who. And place bets on their app. Wake up and go to sleep playing games. Video games. Fantasy Leagues. NFL betting on Sunday mornings at 9:30 am. Football til midnight on Thanksgiving and now a game on Black Friday too. College games Saturday. Back to NFL Sunday. Sunday night. Monday Night. Back to Thursday night. And that's just football. These are the sons and grandsons of Bart Simpson, and American Pie, and Porky's and that whole frat boy juvenile behavior towards women has now been exacerbated and masturbated into a "normal" way for white guys to "bro" with each other.
IV. Meet the Founder TopCat Mack: Mission, Story, and Inspiration
My real name is Arthur and my colony handle is "TopCat Mack". Thank you for being here and reading this. I'm an old-school brother so the Catriarchy is going to have a feel, a "soul" to it you ain't gonna get anywhere else. And a whole bunch of 60's ad 70's music because we are back to those times and the need for the female feminist struggle to happen again. But this time the goal cannot be simply "equality". The ERA Amendment was never passed and that is why things politically never happened to solidify and enshrine women's rights and that's why they are in danger of being rolled back by the incoming dogs in charge. The goal this time, in my opinion, for the Third Wave of Feminism should be to establish Feline Superiority.
Why should a gen z girl primarily or any woman at all join a community created by a black senior citizen man? Because this childfree catguy, in creating the Catriarchy TShirt Company private feline-only community, is giving his opinion the way Frederick Douglass gave it to the Women's Convention in Seneca Falls July 20 1848 to help start the Women's Suffrage Movement. And when you know more of my background you'll see I'm just the man for the mission.
Dogs out-Cats In! Establish the Catriarchy! Establish once and for all Feline Superiority!
Plus once you see my personal videos of my Elvira, and Louie, and Oliver, and Kitty and Coco, the decades I've been a cat daddy, you will know I am qualified to create this company and do so out of Love.
V. Promoting Cat Adoption for Men with The Art of PussyCat Whispering
I believe I can increase the cat adoption rates by cultivating a new source - guys who are sharp and successful and single as I was and am and showing them that it's sexy to a woman when a man owns a cat and/or is comfortable around hers. I want to cultivate and train a group of guys in "The Art of PussyCat Whispering", as I call my fledging book #4. And a guy needs a cat to start.
I want to have for my Catriarchy feline members an auxiliary of a group of guys properly trained to serve and safeguard, like Travis is with Taylor, and post their profile for your purr-usal. I want to give my felines a properly trained guy to stalk and bat around and play with before killing and eating. And to the guys I'm offering conversion therapy to the fact that having a pussycat in your life teaches you sensitivity and gets you in touch with your inner X emotions and feminine side, and is a great wingman to boot, to get a human pussycat in your life.
And if you are a woman fortunate enough to have a guy who loves your cat or cats or he has a cat you take care of and have come to love on your own, I design for men as only another catguy can so you can get your man the perfect gift everytime - I guarantee you he can never get enough of-especially the ugly Christmas Sweaters-a shirt that lets him show his love for his cat. Men are allowed to love a cat like we really feel about Love, with no guards up.
VI. Are You a Plush&Pampered, Feral or Nesting Feline?
But of course the guy stuff won't mean anything to you if you want to find comfort in the personal company of another feline in the Catriarchy community chatrooms, and because of how we are structured, and the software we use, the guy stuff doesn't have to mean a damn thing to you. I will have community rooms for those feline-to-feline discussions, once we get going. And the tshirts to express the feelings. You can have a dog-free existence; the Catriarchy will gladly help. I have designed the community, the Colony for the three types of Feline - P&P's (Plush and Pam-purred by a Sugar Cat Daddy; Feral, looking for a Tom Cat; or a Nesting Feline who wants her Domesticated male properly trained. Which type feline are you?
As the one man and owner I treat all my felines equally, with no moral judgements. Not acknowledging or understanding there are three distinct types of women is why all-women organizations run by a woman eventually fall apart or reflect only the type of the leader, P&P, Feral or Nesting. Roberta, my ChatGPT name for the AI I have used to structure this, says because of my background I am perfect for what we could do if we get the numbers where we need to.
VII. Cultural Commentary and Advocacy for Women's Rights
And fellow cat ladies, we will have fun doing it, whatever the "it" turns out to be. #They fucked around now they can find out. Tell them bro frat boys they can go kiss JD because they they ain't getting close enough to kiss your ass so kiss my ass isn't what we are saying, directly anyway; what's being said is: you frat guys wanna "bro" so much be all machismo let's remind you James Brown had it right-yes, this IS a man's world but it would be nothing without a woman or a girl. This isn't the 1950's. This is 2025. They expect women to be Harriet without them being Ozzie. It WILL be on your terms IF and how you let a man interact with your body. YOU HAVE THAT FUNDAMENTAL RIGHT.
The right to abortion per se is not the issue. Who "favors" abortion? What it is is the idea that a man can choose for you what you do with your body and pass laws to control and force you to do something specific and unique to you as a woman that they can't do EVER. Men cannot give birth to Life. They can't say what Eve said and every woman since-“With the help of the LORD I have brought forth a man.” Women and God give life to man. Man donates a seed. And in the cat female world, once the Tom Cat serves his purpose after the feline goes in heat and accomplishes her purpose, he is dismissed anyway. Single with child is a feline model. So that is not the problem.
VIII. Establishing Feline Superiority: Goals of The Catriarchy
The problem is the dogs and the dog mentality that runs our system. Some call it the Patriarchy. And now the red dogs have REALLY been let out. So for the immediate future-we have four years-you are invited to get in early as we build an invisible feline-only online community, knit together by our love of cats to start, then our love and support of each other.
Patriarchy, meet The Catriarchy. NO negative effort or focus expended to tear down the patriarchy. Positive energy and effort focused on Establishing the Catriarchy.
(Hey! Whoopie Goldberg told me when the L Word series came out that I could be a lesbian. I am at least in touch with my inner X that every man has. Wait til you hear me explain the truth from the original language about the creation of Woman!
I'll give you a taste of that Truth now. When God said male and female he made Man, that's exactly how he made Man-X and Y, male and female -and we still are to this day. Because of this fact with surgery you can bring this out and make a T outwardly resemble a human female. But Woman was the Eighth Day creation, created to rule and man was assigned to serve and safeguard his Garden of Pleasure-the meaning of the word Eden-both literally and figuratively. Man has sex, a Woman IS sex...I've written three books on the subject... all included free for Catriarchy members.
The Prime Directive of the Catriarchy: Felines Just Wanna Have Fun...along with their Fundamental Rights.
And we will have fun, as we see how big and fast we can grow and Establish the Catriarchy. 1 million Catriarchy colony members is the goal.
IX. Supporting the Movement Through Cat-Themed Apparel
We will support that growth with cat apparel and merchandise sales and by our members looking to do business with other community members when possible, both online and offline. Also, we will support the creative efforts of our feline members online...maybe yours? Just imagine your new production or creative effort put forth got a million likes in just days from your fellow Catriarchy members?
There are 2.4 million women that have chosen to be childfree and have at least one cat. There is one me as the creator and owner of The Catriarchy TShirt Company and I'm looking for the first 1000 members from which to draw the help I need to do this. If you want to discuss joining the effort to Establish the Catriarchy please let me know! Email me at theetopcatmack@gmail.com my personal email or support@catriarchytshirts.com the business. Meow! REALLY join the Catriarchy! Help put your personal imprint of the founding of The Catriarchy TShirt Company!
X. Join the Catriarchy: Please Get Involved and/or Support Our Mission
You don't have to join the revolution just to buy a cute cat tshirt for yourself or a gift. Thank You for reading this. Even if you only ever support us by buying one tshirt, and never accept the invitation that will trigger to be sent to you to join The Catriarchy community - it's free to join but membership gives us control to make it private and verify BBF - I just wanted you to know your purchase went to a great cause. You helped a cat somewhere feel more Love. And You too are more Loved for having done so.
"Though I give all I have to the poor...and give my body to be burned...and have not done so in Love? I gain nothing." Everthing the Catriarchy does is grounded and rooted in Love. Thank You for reading this. MEOW!
Arthur "TopCat Mack" Gordon